HULL INTEGRITY: 100%
SKYR FUEL: 94%
VIKING MORALE: HIGH
WIFI: 5 BARS
GEYSERS: ACTIVE
RAKETEN
ICELAND IN SPACE • EST. 874 AD (RELOCATED 2024)
⚡ SPEED: WARP 9 ⚡
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376K
POPULATION
874
FOUNDED (AD)
130°C
GEYSER TEMP
0
ENEMIES (KNOWN)
9/10
FISH RATING
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VOLCANOS
📡 MISSION BRIEFING
| VESSEL NAME | RAKETEN-1 (The Salted Herring) |
| MISSION TYPE | Existential. Also tourism. |
| LOCATION | Deep Space Sector 7. Near the hot dogs. |
| POPULATION | 376,000. All named Björn. |
| WIFI STATUS | Surprisingly good. (We have priorities.) |
| FUEL TYPE | Skyr + Geothermal Energy. Also: determination. |
| ONBOARD VIKINGS | Plenty. Ask one for directions. |
| MISSION STATUS | ONGOING (since 874 AD) |
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🧊 ICELAND: THE FACTS
FACT-001 // GEOGRAPHIC
Iceland is just a small island in space. We have geysers. Space has none. We win. We have always won. We will continue to win. The geysers help.
FACT-002 // CULINARY
Our rocket runs on skyr and geothermal energy. NASA asked us how. We said "fjords." They nodded. Nobody questioned it. The fuel efficiency is excellent.
FACT-003 // NAVIGATION
If lost, ask a Viking. We have plenty. They are very helpful. They will also offer you fermented shark. Decline politely. Or don't. There are no wrong answers in space. There are only wrong sharks.
FACT-004 // CLIMATE
Iceland is green. Greenland is ice. This was a prank by the Vikings in 874 AD and it remains extremely funny. We will not apologize. We are in space now. Consequences are someone else's problem.
FACT-005 // SAFETY
Zero enemies. This is either because everyone likes us or because we are too small to find. Either way: effective strategy. We recommend it.
FACT-006 // PROGRESS
We have discovered 3 exoplanets, 1 decent hot dog stand, and an IKEA. The IKEA was already there when we arrived. No one knows how. We built a coffee table. It took two days.
⚙️ SYSTEMS
📋 SHIP LOG
STARDATE: 874.01
Discovered Iceland. Named it Iceland. Already committed to the bit.
STARDATE: 2024.03
Launched rocket. Forgot to bring salted licorice. Turned back. Got licorice. Relaunched.
STARDATE: 2024.07
Passed Jupiter. Björn waved. Jupiter did not wave back. Rude.
STARDATE: 2025.01
Reached Deep Space Sector 7. Set up geothermal plant. Put up flag. Considered job done.
🚀 SEND ROCKET-MAIL
Transmit an interstellar message at ludicrous speed. Our Viking postal service operates 24/7. Fjord weather permitting.